Just because clean and healthy flesh is on every cover on the magazine racks doesn't make it a standard or average. Australian news provider Leader has hit the nail on the brain: sex. These 'jump on the bandwagon' writers using the popularity of our most forbidden obsession combined with the current popular topic. Mark my words, next you will see sexy animals trying to sell you fruit drinks.
These soul sucking writers are missing the impact they have on zombie youth. Being a zombie is hard enough with all the binge eating and puking, without having to now do so while worrying about weight. We don't want zombies to starting thinking about passing on the easy slower meals and going for a jog to get a low cal veggie meal. I for one, being a vegetarian, object to that, for the zombie self esteem of course.
Zombies of all persuasions can be beautiful (except for smokers, they disgust me). It isn't how exfoliated your wounds are, or the shine of your matted hair that makes a zombie beautiful, it matters what is on the inside. Senators, for example, make a wonderful thing to be on the inside of zombies. Also, CEOs of insurance companies.
These zombies understand that with the right attitude you can still be undead and wed. Being a zombie princess takes guts. Lots of delicious banker and weatherman guts.
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