Toyota Schmear Campaign

They're trying to stop the car from accelerating

Toyota just launched a campaign based on the ignorant assumption that zombies are aggressors. The ad states "Equipped for a zombie attack". I realize that it doesn't state that all zombies encounters end it attack, but they are playing on the public fear of the unknown.

I once saw a zombie pull a bus full of school children... oh wait, I used that one already.


Zombies don't kill people, mad scientists and voodoo ladies kill people. The more you know.


Story Source http://jalopnik.com/5472819/toyotas-awfully+timed-zombie-corolla-ad

Love Hurts

Happy Valentine's Day

Fact: Valentine's Day was originally a ritual to sacrifice children to the god of chocolate.

While that may not be true, all my love belongs to you.

Rhymes make everything better.

Valentine from http://roscoefink.deviantart.com/art/Zombie-Valentine-Card-76539010

I, Zombie: Still preferable to iPad

Vertigo is promoting a new comic called I, Zombie. I haven't read a zombie comic book before. I always tell myself I'm going to read Zombie Hunters, but I never do.

Actually I lied. I have read a ton of Marvel Zombies.

http://vertigo.blog.dccomics.com/2010/02/11/first-look-at-the-variant-cover-to-i-zombie-1-by-darwyn-cooke/

More Zombie than Zombie

According to Valve, the creators of the Left 4 Dead series, survivors of the apocalypse have killed nearly 29 billion zombies. Seriously people, doesn't somebody see a problem with this? When will the bleeding heart (and brain) liberals or the no heart (or brain) conservatives understand that these zombies aren't just some mindless bag of flesh and bones, like cattle or pigs. These zombies are sons, and daughters. I once saw a zombie pull a bus load of children from falling off a cliff. No, wait, that was the Incredible Hulk.

Never mind.

http://www.l4d.com/blog/post.php?id=3441