A.D. Trailer. Zombie Jesus not present

Here we have a trailer for A.D. This fully CGI movie will be released later this year

From the looks of things, the focus will be more on stylized zombie attacks and less on story. That judgement is from the trailer alone however, and mainly due to the fact that the survivors are sitting in the middle of an open field and suddenly become surrounded by zombies. Let history show that you don't get yourself surrounded.

I propose that they are waiting for a helicopter.

That, or the zombies are playing with their food.

Racist Valentine's Day card

Today is supposed to be a day about love. Why do these corporate greeting card companies feel the need to take pot shots at the differently-abled? Even more so against zombies. I don't see a card that says:

Good think you aren't allergic to 'shellfish', because if you were,

I would shove crab legs down your throat.

Happy Valentine's Day. From A-Hole

Zombies are people too. They have hearts (usually), brains (in their heads and stomachs), and probably feelings. They just have an allergy to anything not containing the flesh of the living. It's time to start a grassroots movement. We'll call ourselves the "Peoples Equalization of Zombies" or PEZ.

Write your congressperson. Deity knows they aren't doing anything else.

Original card author unknown.

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More Zombie than Zombie

According to Valve, the creators of the Left 4 Dead series, survivors of the apocalypse have killed nearly 29 billion zombies. Seriously people, doesn't somebody see a problem with this? When will the bleeding heart (and brain) liberals or the no heart (or brain) conservatives understand that these zombies aren't just some mindless bag of flesh and bones, like cattle or pigs. These zombies are sons, and daughters. I once saw a zombie pull a bus load of children from falling off a cliff. No, wait, that was the Incredible Hulk.

Never mind.

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