Today is supposed to be a day about love. Why do these corporate greeting card companies feel the need to take pot shots at the differently-abled? Even more so against zombies. I don't see a card that says:
Good think you aren't allergic to 'shellfish', because if you were,
I would shove crab legs down your throat.
Happy Valentine's Day. From A-Hole
Zombies are people too. They have hearts (usually), brains (in their heads and stomachs), and probably feelings. They just have an allergy to anything not containing the flesh of the living. It's time to start a grassroots movement. We'll call ourselves the "Peoples Equalization of Zombies" or PEZ.
Write your congressperson. Deity knows they aren't doing anything else.
Original card author unknown.
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