Finally, the humans play fair with zombies

Ok, so I'll admit it. I'm a little biased when it comes to zombie coverage. My mom was a zombie (for real), so I guess that makes me half zombie. I'm pretty sure I would be a kick-ass survivor in those popular movies, but really I have to look out for the disadvantaged as well. For now, I say that the zombies are the disadvantaged minority class.

Now I realize that zombies are "mindless, flesh craving monsters" and don't get me wrong, I'm not about to let myself become food, and if I became infected, I would be Frenching my forty-five, but for now they are just vulnerable creatures who have to scrounge the streets for their next meal.

Having said that, I want to make sure that you know there is a war brewing. The war may be fueled by the 24 hour news cycles and the partisanship of the 'I can try on clothes at the mall without the store making me buy them because of the tiny rotting flesh bits that wouldn't come out' living, but the war is still coming.

For this reason, I recommend preparation. This goes for both sides. Survivors should have a plan of escape, and zombies are going to need to... well shamble. With this in mind, let me recommend to you the Urban Gaming Club Zombies vs Humans face off. The goal appears to be, bring in a bunch of zombies and humans for a rousing game of "Oh god oh god please let me escape"/"Yum, supper".

As the college newspaper Knight News points out, the survivors "will also use foam weaponry to “stun” zombies, and make their escape." I commend the event coordinators for considering the zombies in this matter.